1 00:00:00,058 --> 00:00:01,658 _ 2 00:00:01,694 --> 00:00:04,194 _ 3 00:00:07,631 --> 00:00:09,631 _ 4 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:55,307 They all work. All four of them. 5 00:00:55,435 --> 00:00:57,281 OK, good. Good to test them. 6 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,874 How is he? Charles? Is he ready? 7 00:01:00,014 --> 00:01:02,054 - Erm... - CHRIS TARRANT: Emmerdale. Hollyoaks. 8 00:01:02,090 --> 00:01:04,439 EastEnders. Coronation Street. 9 00:01:06,302 --> 00:01:07,267 Emmerdale? 10 00:01:07,784 --> 00:01:09,294 D, Coronation Street. 11 00:01:09,410 --> 00:01:11,375 Coronation Street is the right answer, well done. 12 00:01:11,411 --> 00:01:14,524 - Oh, bum. - Yeah, no, he's, erm... 13 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,560 He's going to need all the help he can get. 14 00:01:20,717 --> 00:01:22,717 _ 15 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:30,883 This way, please. 16 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:35,324 So this is just a little practice, 17 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:36,973 before we send you off to the canteen 18 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:38,729 for a bite to eat, OK? 19 00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:40,965 Oh, and to warn, 20 00:01:41,074 --> 00:01:43,957 we're starting with a rollover contestant from yesterday. 21 00:01:43,993 --> 00:01:45,525 So you won't be called upon 22 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:48,230 until probably quite a way into the show, 23 00:01:48,266 --> 00:01:51,841 just to, like, manage your expectations and everything. 24 00:01:52,111 --> 00:01:53,477 Right! 25 00:01:53,675 --> 00:01:56,229 Just a rehearsal! 26 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,901 Fingers on buttons. 27 00:01:57,937 --> 00:02:01,191 Put these Disney films in order of their release. 28 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,743 A, Little Mermaid. 29 00:02:04,954 --> 00:02:06,846 B, Snow White. 30 00:02:06,882 --> 00:02:08,750 C, Aladdin. 31 00:02:08,786 --> 00:02:10,375 D, Dumbo. 32 00:02:14,051 --> 00:02:19,431 OK, pretty straightforward, B, D, A, C. 33 00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:21,432 Let's look who was fastest. 34 00:02:21,713 --> 00:02:25,935 Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done. 35 00:02:25,971 --> 00:02:28,148 - And, Charles? - Yeah. 36 00:02:28,411 --> 00:02:31,736 - I'm afraid you were last. - Oh, well. It's just nice to be here. 37 00:02:31,772 --> 00:02:33,969 - Yeah. Only rehearsal. - Yeah, OK. 38 00:02:34,024 --> 00:02:36,180 - OK. Over to you, Rebecca. - Fantastic. 39 00:02:36,216 --> 00:02:38,856 OK, folks, if you'd like to follow me, please. 40 00:02:42,760 --> 00:02:45,525 He's the husband of the sister of the brother 41 00:02:45,560 --> 00:02:47,104 who were all here, so... 42 00:02:47,140 --> 00:02:48,406 Oh, Jesus Christ. 43 00:02:48,442 --> 00:02:50,268 But seriously, honestly, I wouldn't worry, 44 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:52,524 he's like Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type, 45 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:53,898 I doubt he'll even get in the chair. 46 00:02:53,934 --> 00:02:56,524 Terrible in rehearsal and, so, yeah. 47 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:59,242 Oh, and his wife did request an extra ticket, though. 48 00:02:59,278 --> 00:03:01,578 Audience is full, but I could put them in the overspill? 49 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:02,752 Fine, wherever. 50 00:03:08,630 --> 00:03:10,009 Don't be so on edge. 51 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:12,618 I'm gonna be the one in the chair, hopefully. 52 00:03:12,966 --> 00:03:14,259 I wish you were more on edge, 53 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:16,458 so I'd know you knew how nerve-wracking it is out there. 54 00:03:20,121 --> 00:03:22,390 Well, at least we're getting to spend more time together. 55 00:03:23,025 --> 00:03:25,185 KNOCK ON DOOR 56 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:36,052 - All right. - Of course, yeah. 57 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:45,896 Right, place these words of an Agatha Christie novel 58 00:03:46,044 --> 00:03:47,490 in the right order. 59 00:03:47,552 --> 00:03:49,552 Nile, On, Death, The! 60 00:03:53,310 --> 00:03:56,829 And it was, of course, Death On The Nile. 61 00:03:56,865 --> 00:03:58,926 And who gets to sit in the chair next? 62 00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:01,002 It's... Charles Ingram! 63 00:04:08,470 --> 00:04:09,720 Well done, Charles. 64 00:04:09,756 --> 00:04:11,565 Are you ready to play for a million pounds? 65 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,137 - Is the Pope a Catholic? - And... hold there! 66 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,525 - What did I...? - Oh, don't worry, no, no, no. 67 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,525 It's a lot less continuous and magic than it is on tele. 68 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,045 Erm, lots of stops and starts. We're gonna mic your guest up now 69 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,525 and put them in their seat in the audience. 70 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,899 - Who have you brought? - Uh, my wife. 71 00:04:23,935 --> 00:04:25,854 You've met actually, she played before. 72 00:04:25,890 --> 00:04:26,978 - Oh, really? - Yes. 73 00:04:27,178 --> 00:04:28,738 Oh, yes! 74 00:04:30,653 --> 00:04:32,956 Hello... again. 75 00:04:32,992 --> 00:04:35,760 OK, folks, here we go. And... 76 00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:41,345 OK, let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? 77 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:45,560 MUSIC AND APPLAUSE 78 00:04:50,294 --> 00:04:52,874 Erm, so, we've seen quite a lot of the Major's family 79 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,031 on this show, Charles... 80 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:57,510 First off was his wife, Diana, who won 32 grand. 81 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:01,525 Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian, who won 32 grand, as well. 82 00:05:01,561 --> 00:05:03,830 So it's a matter of family honour, Charles. 83 00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,205 - No pressure, then! - No. No. No, no pressure. 84 00:05:06,599 --> 00:05:08,056 What, are you trying to win a million between you? 85 00:05:08,122 --> 00:05:11,087 - LAUGHTER - First question of 15. 86 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:14,950 "What name is given to a person 87 00:05:14,986 --> 00:05:19,004 "who is against increasing the powers of the European Union?" 88 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,525 Eurosceptic. Eurostar. 89 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:24,892 Eurotrash. Eurovision. 90 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:27,726 It's, erm... It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah. 91 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:28,762 That's correct. 92 00:05:31,208 --> 00:05:32,607 So for £2,000. 93 00:05:33,677 --> 00:05:34,766 Coronation Street... 94 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:35,953 CHRIS GUFFAWS 95 00:05:35,989 --> 00:05:38,380 - I bet you know this one. - Oh, no, I've never watched it. 96 00:05:38,419 --> 00:05:40,178 Charles, it's been on for 40 years! 97 00:05:40,270 --> 00:05:41,431 I know, I know, I just... 98 00:05:42,911 --> 00:05:46,924 In Coronation Street, who is Audrey's daughter? 99 00:05:47,411 --> 00:05:52,411 Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally. 100 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:56,525 Erm, no, it's nothing... 101 00:05:56,560 --> 00:05:58,882 It's nothing, erm... 102 00:05:59,691 --> 00:06:00,868 I'm not getting anything. 103 00:06:01,245 --> 00:06:02,845 _ 104 00:06:08,466 --> 00:06:12,466 Erm, no, it's... 105 00:06:26,294 --> 00:06:27,975 Oh, sorry, sir, 106 00:06:28,011 --> 00:06:29,976 you can't be out here on the phone, I'm afraid. 107 00:06:30,012 --> 00:06:31,117 Yeah, no, sorry, I'm... 108 00:06:31,153 --> 00:06:32,711 I know, I know, sorry, I just need to, erm... 109 00:06:32,747 --> 00:06:35,168 - Sir, if you don't mind? - Yeah, of course. 110 00:06:35,442 --> 00:06:37,442 Sorry. I was just trying to get in touch... 111 00:06:39,759 --> 00:06:40,887 OK, no, I... Yeah. 112 00:06:40,923 --> 00:06:42,898 I'll have to ask the audience, Chris. 113 00:06:42,934 --> 00:06:44,899 - Cut to Chris. - OK, audience. 114 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,290 She's right. He's an idiot. 115 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:47,560 Fingers on keypads. 116 00:06:49,470 --> 00:06:52,700 Which still begs the question how he got in the goddamn chair, 117 00:06:52,966 --> 00:06:55,850 but hey-ho, and all the fun of the fair. 118 00:06:58,429 --> 00:07:02,132 - OK! - And 89% say Gail. 119 00:07:02,388 --> 00:07:05,758 Well. Gosh, yeah, OK... Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail. 120 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:11,241 Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"? 121 00:07:11,302 --> 00:07:13,662 Erm... Erm... 122 00:07:16,356 --> 00:07:18,321 I think I'm gonna have to, erm... 123 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,013 Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to... phone a friend.. 124 00:07:21,067 --> 00:07:23,619 It's all right, that's what the lifelines are there for. 125 00:07:23,655 --> 00:07:25,770 OK, who are we gonna call, Major? 126 00:07:26,270 --> 00:07:29,525 - Erm, Gerald. - OK, let's call Gerald, please. 127 00:07:29,823 --> 00:07:32,432 - Where's Gerald? - Erm, South Wales. 128 00:07:32,885 --> 00:07:35,525 PHONE DIALS 129 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:40,560 PHONE'S DIAL DISTORTS 130 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,725 Mr Pollock, I mean it now, we'll have to confiscate your phone. 131 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,053 Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry. 132 00:07:54,901 --> 00:07:58,119 - This way, sir. - Keep an eye on him. 133 00:07:58,380 --> 00:08:01,345 Is the right answer. And that takes you to £4,000! 134 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:03,525 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 135 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:06,205 - KLAXON BLARES - Oh, no! 136 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,525 Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna have to drag you back tomorrow, 137 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:13,045 along with ten new Fastest Finger First contestants. 138 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:14,376 - APPLAUSE - And they are... 139 00:08:14,412 --> 00:08:16,872 Tecwen Whittock from Pontypridd! 140 00:08:16,908 --> 00:08:19,166 Aaron Ford from New Malden! 141 00:08:19,202 --> 00:08:21,167 Jacob Nixon from Frome! 142 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,525 Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh. 143 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:26,112 Helen McGrath form Broadstairs. 144 00:08:26,948 --> 00:08:28,040 Sorry, darling. 145 00:08:28,076 --> 00:08:29,883 Bloody Coronation Street. 146 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:34,910 It's OK, we just need to strategise for tomorrow. 147 00:08:34,946 --> 00:08:35,993 We need to regroup. 148 00:08:36,122 --> 00:08:37,180 Well, I can't be back tomorrow, 149 00:08:37,216 --> 00:08:39,181 I mean, I shouldn't really be here today, so... 150 00:08:39,217 --> 00:08:41,938 - KNOCK ON DOOR - Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt. 151 00:08:41,974 --> 00:08:43,690 Just giving you your hotel details. 152 00:08:43,726 --> 00:08:46,524 Oh, no, I'm really sorry, but I actually think 153 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,629 - we have to get back home tonight. - Back home? 154 00:08:48,665 --> 00:08:50,525 Yeah, I've got... I've got work in the morning. 155 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,525 But you're our rollover contestant. You're back in the chair tomorrow. 156 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:55,525 I know, I know, but we didn't necessarily think 157 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,061 that we would rollover, did we? 158 00:08:57,096 --> 00:08:57,996 - No. - No. 159 00:08:58,067 --> 00:09:00,055 - Well, can't you call in sick? - It's the British Army. 160 00:09:00,091 --> 00:09:01,785 - No, you can't call in sick. - I know, but, like... 161 00:09:01,821 --> 00:09:04,093 SHE SCOFFS ...there's no war on, is there? 162 00:09:06,781 --> 00:09:08,281 I mean, I'm joking, but I'm not really. 163 00:09:08,317 --> 00:09:09,525 We have to have you back here. 164 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,881 We will be back. I promise, I promise. 165 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,121 But work takes precedence, I'm so sorry. 166 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,855 - Charles, car, five minutes. - Yeah. 167 00:09:28,293 --> 00:09:30,293 _ 168 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:37,525 PHONE RINGS 169 00:09:37,560 --> 00:09:39,206 Hello, Tecwen speaking. 170 00:09:39,242 --> 00:09:42,524 Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi. It's, erm, Diana Ingram here. 171 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:45,967 - Erm, Adrian's sister. - Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes. 172 00:09:46,029 --> 00:09:48,439 Oh, my God, fortuitous timing. You'll never guess what. 173 00:09:48,475 --> 00:09:49,884 Oh, I-I think I can, actually, 174 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:52,295 you're going to be on the show tomorrow, I've just heard, 175 00:09:52,356 --> 00:09:56,111 erm, weirdly, I'm here... at the studio. 176 00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:57,525 Charles, my husband, he's here, 177 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,041 he's going to be in the chair tomorrow, 178 00:09:59,077 --> 00:10:00,591 for when you're in the Fastest Finger seats. 179 00:10:00,627 --> 00:10:03,883 - Oh, my. What a coincidence. - I know. I know. 180 00:10:03,919 --> 00:10:06,684 So, erm, I just thought I'd call for a quick chat. 181 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:14,056 MUSIC AND APPLAUSE 182 00:10:14,357 --> 00:10:15,857 All right? 183 00:10:19,770 --> 00:10:21,735 MUSIC DIES 184 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:26,625 CLOCK TICKS 185 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,560 HE SIGHS 186 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:35,092 We're welcoming back Charles, 187 00:10:35,128 --> 00:10:38,093 Major Charles Ingram, into the chair. 188 00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:39,787 "Morning, Major!" "Morning, Fawlty!" 189 00:10:39,823 --> 00:10:41,090 LAUGHTER 190 00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:43,375 So do you have a strategy, then, Major? 191 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,375 Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do. I do have a strategy, actually. 192 00:10:46,410 --> 00:10:49,375 I, erm... I was a bit defensive on the last show, 193 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:51,146 erm, you know, talking myself out of answers 194 00:10:51,182 --> 00:10:53,147 that I... frankly, I should have known and do know 195 00:10:53,183 --> 00:10:55,296 and, erm... So, yeah... So I'm... I'm... 196 00:10:55,332 --> 00:10:57,631 Yeah, I'm, sort of, going on the counterattack. 197 00:10:57,953 --> 00:11:00,078 We're going on a counterattack. 198 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,375 Yeah, and basically I'm... 199 00:11:01,410 --> 00:11:03,764 I'm just gonna try and show a bit more self-commitment. 200 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:06,156 Well, erm, let's put this strategy to the test. 201 00:11:06,192 --> 00:11:10,268 Right, Major Charles Ingram, are you ready to play? 202 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:14,926 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 203 00:11:14,962 --> 00:11:17,750 This, for £8,000. 204 00:11:17,979 --> 00:11:22,350 Who was the second husband of Jacqueline Kennedy? 205 00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:24,442 Adnan Khashoggi. 206 00:11:25,238 --> 00:11:26,486 Ronald Reagan. 207 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,975 Aristotle Onassis. 208 00:11:29,610 --> 00:11:30,975 Rupert Murdoch. 209 00:11:31,636 --> 00:11:34,105 All right, we're not expecting this guy to be in long, 210 00:11:34,141 --> 00:11:35,375 he's two lifelines down, 211 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:36,647 so make sure we're prepped for the next. 212 00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:38,715 Roger, roger. 213 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,253 I would have thought... 214 00:11:41,289 --> 00:11:45,366 I would have thought, it would be Aristotle Onassis. 215 00:11:46,547 --> 00:11:47,607 Erm... 216 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:53,374 Yeah, one... One of my sub-strategies is... 217 00:11:53,410 --> 00:11:55,375 Oh, my, we've got sub-strategies now?! 218 00:11:55,410 --> 00:11:57,072 Yeah, yeah, and sub-sub-strategies. 219 00:11:57,108 --> 00:11:59,288 But one of my sub-strategies is to take my time 220 00:11:59,504 --> 00:12:02,635 and, erm, list all the... all the options. 221 00:12:03,527 --> 00:12:04,527 So... 222 00:12:06,644 --> 00:12:08,634 Adnan Kashoggi. 223 00:12:09,151 --> 00:12:10,564 Ronald Reagan. 224 00:12:12,354 --> 00:12:13,599 And Rupert Murdoch. 225 00:12:16,601 --> 00:12:18,478 Aristotle Onassis. 226 00:12:19,088 --> 00:12:20,613 COUGHING 227 00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:31,058 Yeah, yeah, I think... 228 00:12:31,094 --> 00:12:34,234 I'm pretty sure it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis. 229 00:12:34,472 --> 00:12:35,490 Final answer? 230 00:12:36,144 --> 00:12:37,344 Final answer, yeah. 231 00:12:38,575 --> 00:12:39,735 You didn't have to play. 232 00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:45,218 Well, this new self-committed Charles 233 00:12:45,254 --> 00:12:47,885 is a wild and crazy man. That's the correct answer! 234 00:12:56,792 --> 00:12:58,968 OK, so you've got £16,000. 235 00:12:59,004 --> 00:13:01,746 Now for the all-important 32,000. 236 00:13:03,144 --> 00:13:07,395 Who had a hit UK album with Born To Do It, 237 00:13:07,644 --> 00:13:09,760 released in 2000? 238 00:13:10,555 --> 00:13:11,752 Coldplay. 239 00:13:13,081 --> 00:13:14,046 Toploader. 240 00:13:14,410 --> 00:13:15,622 A1. 241 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:17,732 Craig David. 242 00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,421 Coldplay. 243 00:13:22,729 --> 00:13:23,982 Toploader. 244 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:25,678 A1. 245 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,958 Craig David. 246 00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:39,009 HE SIGHS OK, well, erm... 247 00:13:40,198 --> 00:13:41,481 - All right? - Yeah. 248 00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:48,116 That major from last night is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly. 249 00:13:48,152 --> 00:13:49,117 I think it's A1. 250 00:13:49,153 --> 00:13:50,599 He's like a new man today. 251 00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:52,329 But it could be Toploader. 252 00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:54,632 Which is also something to do with a barrel on a rifle. 253 00:13:54,668 --> 00:14:00,271 So... Erm, I've never heard of Craig David. 254 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:02,453 Erm... 255 00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:06,374 Erm, I... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to... 256 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:09,086 I think I'm gonna have to use my final lifeline, 50:50. 257 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,756 Computer, take away two wrong answers, 258 00:14:11,792 --> 00:14:15,506 leave Charles with the right answer and one remaining wrong answer. 259 00:14:16,182 --> 00:14:19,783 Oh, that's not any easier... Erm... Urgh. 260 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:27,375 Do you know what? 261 00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,007 I think I'm gonna go for it, I think I'm gonna go for A1. 262 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,375 - CROWD GASP - Final answer? 263 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,379 No. 264 00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,034 LAUGHTER 265 00:14:37,683 --> 00:14:38,981 No. Erm... 266 00:14:43,226 --> 00:14:44,719 Craig David... 267 00:14:45,325 --> 00:14:46,507 HE SIGHS 268 00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:53,122 Craig... David. 269 00:14:58,207 --> 00:15:00,207 SHE COUGHS 270 00:15:05,935 --> 00:15:09,223 You know, when... When I'm at home, erm, and I'm practising, 271 00:15:09,259 --> 00:15:10,996 you know, I guess... I guess... 272 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,486 Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time, 273 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:17,527 so I think I'm gonna go with Craig David. 274 00:15:17,610 --> 00:15:19,823 LAUGHTER 275 00:15:19,859 --> 00:15:21,975 Charles, you'd never heard of him a moment ago?! 276 00:15:22,011 --> 00:15:23,429 No, Craig David. I'm gonna... 277 00:15:23,983 --> 00:15:27,143 - Final answer? - Yeah, final answer. 278 00:15:29,617 --> 00:15:32,838 Well, erm, what a show this is turning into. 279 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:36,375 Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000. 280 00:15:36,410 --> 00:15:38,008 He didn't have to play this question. 281 00:15:38,089 --> 00:15:41,666 He said in his own words that he'd never heard of Craig David. 282 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:43,479 He went with A1. 283 00:15:43,656 --> 00:15:46,224 And then, because... 284 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:48,776 Well, I'd rather lost the plot of his thinking then, 285 00:15:48,812 --> 00:15:50,737 but he changed his mind, 286 00:15:50,773 --> 00:15:55,738 knowing that he would lose £15,000 if he gave the wrong answer. 287 00:15:55,774 --> 00:15:58,335 He went with Craig David, who he'd never heard of. 288 00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,089 Yep. 289 00:16:01,996 --> 00:16:03,961 And that's the right answer! 290 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,962 - THEME MUSIC PLAYS - Unbelievable. 291 00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:08,950 I don't know how you do that! I really don't! 292 00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,011 Incredible. 293 00:16:14,183 --> 00:16:17,148 HE PANTS 294 00:16:17,293 --> 00:16:19,333 PHONE RINGS 295 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:22,262 - Yes? - Paul. It's David. 296 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,299 It's happening, I think the thing is happening. 297 00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:27,647 The rollover contestant from last night, 298 00:16:27,683 --> 00:16:28,790 I think he's cheating. 299 00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:32,287 He...? What, in getting on the show? 300 00:16:32,387 --> 00:16:34,030 No, cheating on the show, 301 00:16:34,066 --> 00:16:36,191 cheating at the actual... the actual game. 302 00:16:36,410 --> 00:16:38,141 - Is the correct answer. - APPLAUSE 303 00:16:38,177 --> 00:16:40,513 How do you...? You can't cheat the show, 304 00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,657 either you know the answer, or you don't. 305 00:16:42,746 --> 00:16:45,383 Look something isn't right. He's... 306 00:16:47,152 --> 00:16:48,844 Normal people don't play like this. 307 00:16:50,523 --> 00:16:52,636 All right, I'm... I'm coming down. 308 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:58,409 Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment on a house, isn't it? So... 309 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,772 So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein. Holbein. 310 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:08,817 Final answer? 311 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,137 Final answer. 312 00:17:11,832 --> 00:17:15,371 OK. Erm, first of all, you thought it was Rembrandt. 313 00:17:17,464 --> 00:17:18,992 Said you'd seen the painting. 314 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:21,368 You then thought it was Holbein. 315 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:33,900 You've just won £125,000! 316 00:17:35,090 --> 00:17:36,758 Incredible. 317 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,279 Incredible. You're just getting better! 318 00:17:39,694 --> 00:17:41,696 OK, something's weird. 319 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,576 - How is he doing this? - Yeah, I have no idea. 320 00:17:44,612 --> 00:17:47,577 I mean, you were struggling more at £200 than you are now. 321 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,617 - I-I dunno! - Unbelievable. 322 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,375 HE MOUTHS 323 00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,375 Well, Charles, here it is. 324 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:58,100 A cheque, for a quarter of a... It sounds strange, doesn't it. 325 00:17:58,136 --> 00:18:01,101 ...a quarter of a million pounds. Gosh, you're shaking. 326 00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:02,712 I know, I know, I don't... 327 00:18:02,821 --> 00:18:04,400 I know that, frankly, you didn't think you'd be able 328 00:18:04,436 --> 00:18:07,374 to equal your wife. And, frankly, Charles, nor did I. 329 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,517 - LAUGHTER - Well, this is real money. 330 00:18:10,761 --> 00:18:14,374 £250,000. 331 00:18:14,476 --> 00:18:16,060 But we don't want to give you that! 332 00:18:17,855 --> 00:18:19,220 This question... 333 00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:22,374 for half a million pounds. 334 00:18:22,410 --> 00:18:24,410 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 335 00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:31,877 Baron Haussmann is best known for the planning of which city? 336 00:18:33,223 --> 00:18:34,288 Rome. 337 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:36,037 Paris. 338 00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:37,772 Berlin. 339 00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:40,044 Athens. 340 00:18:44,386 --> 00:18:45,521 Think it's Berlin. 341 00:18:45,634 --> 00:18:46,782 LAUGHTER 342 00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:48,410 God! 343 00:18:53,821 --> 00:18:55,146 Yeah, Berlin. 344 00:18:55,182 --> 00:18:56,868 I mean, Haussmann... 345 00:18:57,996 --> 00:18:59,801 You know, seems... Seems like a German name, 346 00:18:59,837 --> 00:19:01,222 rather than a Italian name, 347 00:19:01,258 --> 00:19:03,144 or a Parisian name, or an Athens name. 348 00:19:03,519 --> 00:19:04,794 Erm... 349 00:19:08,441 --> 00:19:09,561 Rome. 350 00:19:11,261 --> 00:19:12,366 Paris. 351 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,332 COUGHING 352 00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:20,970 Yeah. Do you know, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it. 353 00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:22,998 Because I don't... I don't think it's Athens 354 00:19:24,300 --> 00:19:26,280 and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome. 355 00:19:26,472 --> 00:19:27,757 And I would have thought... 356 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,594 I would have thought it was, erm... 357 00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,381 Berlin, but there's a chance it could be Paris. 358 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:35,110 COUGHING 359 00:19:40,449 --> 00:19:41,646 Oh, God, no. 360 00:19:43,472 --> 00:19:48,350 You stand to lose £218,000. 361 00:19:51,472 --> 00:19:54,139 Yeah, I think... I-I think it's Paris. I'm gonna play. 362 00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:57,827 Right, hang on. Now, wait, where are we?! 363 00:20:00,222 --> 00:20:01,514 HE COUGHS No, Paris. 364 00:20:01,824 --> 00:20:03,149 Paris, final answer. 365 00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:07,108 - Final answer? - Final answer. 366 00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:12,242 You thought it was Berlin. 367 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,003 "Berlin, Berlin, Berlin". 368 00:20:18,707 --> 00:20:20,334 You changed your mind to Paris... 369 00:20:23,110 --> 00:20:26,110 - That's brought you £500,000! - Yes! Yes! 370 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,940 That's unbelievable! Unbelievable! 371 00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:35,952 - Incredible. - Oh, shit, the glitter. 372 00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:37,892 Never thought we'd get to the million-pound question, 373 00:20:37,928 --> 00:20:38,976 but we're at the million-pound question, 374 00:20:39,012 --> 00:20:41,105 I never prepared the bloody glitter. Where's the glitter man? 375 00:20:41,238 --> 00:20:47,878 ♪ It's raining men, hallelujah It's raining men, amen ♪ 376 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:51,919 - ♪ It's raining men, hallelujah... ♪ - PHONE RINGS 377 00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:56,454 ♪ Ame-e-e-e-en. ♪ 378 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,382 Well, erm... 379 00:21:22,832 --> 00:21:25,117 It's not often I get to say this. But... 380 00:21:25,582 --> 00:21:27,955 for £1 million: 381 00:21:29,089 --> 00:21:30,400 The number one, 382 00:21:31,170 --> 00:21:34,195 followed by 100 zeros 383 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,434 is known by what name? 384 00:21:38,374 --> 00:21:39,415 Googol. 385 00:21:40,384 --> 00:21:41,574 Megatron. 386 00:21:43,062 --> 00:21:44,302 Gigabit. 387 00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:46,542 Nanomole. 388 00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,196 Well, let's see. HE EXHALES 389 00:21:56,632 --> 00:21:59,554 Erm, Giga... 390 00:22:00,765 --> 00:22:01,870 Nano... 391 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,433 Oh, God, don't start. 392 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,960 HE STRAINS 393 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,160 Right, OK. 394 00:22:23,442 --> 00:22:26,491 God, I don't... I don't, erm... 395 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,392 - Well? - Watch, just watch... 396 00:22:31,364 --> 00:22:32,925 I'm not sure. 397 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:35,217 - However... - LAUGHTER 398 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:39,660 Charles, you haven't been sure since question two! 399 00:22:43,499 --> 00:22:47,587 God, I... I think... I think it's a Megatron. 400 00:22:53,333 --> 00:22:54,406 I have to say, I've... 401 00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:55,699 And I've never heard, 402 00:22:55,735 --> 00:22:58,250 I haven't... No, I've never heard of a googol. 403 00:22:59,476 --> 00:23:02,765 HE PANTS 404 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:06,218 - Do you know the answer? - Yes, it's googol. 405 00:23:09,317 --> 00:23:10,581 That's what I thought. 406 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,726 - Googol. - COUGHING 407 00:23:17,811 --> 00:23:19,811 - Googol. - COUGHING 408 00:23:22,895 --> 00:23:24,925 Yeah, I mean, you know, by process of elimination, 409 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,624 I actually think it is a googol. But I don't know what a googol is. 410 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,960 LAUGHTER 411 00:23:32,325 --> 00:23:33,965 It's not a gigabit, a nanomole, or a Megatron 412 00:23:34,001 --> 00:23:37,361 and there's only four of them, so it must be googol, mustn't it? 413 00:23:37,397 --> 00:23:38,397 I mean... 414 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,853 HE LAUGHS 415 00:23:44,208 --> 00:23:46,925 I mean, I don't mind taking the odd risk now and again. 416 00:23:47,225 --> 00:23:49,225 CROWD GROAN 417 00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:53,577 My strategy has... has worked so far. 418 00:24:00,245 --> 00:24:01,925 - Chris, I'm gonna play. - CROWD GASP 419 00:24:02,383 --> 00:24:04,925 You know, you don't have to play this, Charles. 420 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,925 No-one would blame you if you walked away right now, 421 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,960 with half a million pounds. 422 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,925 Googol. 423 00:24:18,169 --> 00:24:19,182 Final answer? 424 00:24:19,888 --> 00:24:20,968 Final answer. 425 00:24:22,077 --> 00:24:24,077 Catch me when I fall on the floor. 426 00:24:28,755 --> 00:24:29,925 Don't go to a break. 427 00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:31,979 Please, don't go to... Please, don't go for a break. 428 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:35,395 - We're taking a break. - Oh, God! 429 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,605 CROWD GROAN 430 00:24:37,729 --> 00:24:40,688 Don't go anywhere, I know you won't, 431 00:24:40,724 --> 00:24:44,166 on what is an epic night in British television. 432 00:24:44,513 --> 00:24:47,513 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 433 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:52,960 Oh, my God. 434 00:24:57,681 --> 00:24:59,756 We should stop it now. Just stop it. 435 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:02,757 We can't stop it, we have no proof. We just, I don't know, just... 436 00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,038 HE SIGHS 437 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:06,499 We have to carry on. 438 00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:09,925 - You all right? - Erm, yeah, I just, erm... 439 00:25:10,214 --> 00:25:11,925 I mean, no, not really. HE CHUCKLES 440 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:13,109 No! 441 00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,570 So you can see, can you, if I've got the answer right on your screen? 442 00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:17,960 I can. 443 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,971 I'm sure it'll just be a few seconds. 444 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:30,960 Thank you. 445 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,320 HE MOUTHS 446 00:25:41,218 --> 00:25:43,154 OK, studio, and... 447 00:25:44,060 --> 00:25:46,060 THEME MUSIC PLAYS 448 00:25:48,592 --> 00:25:49,632 Welcome back. 449 00:25:49,668 --> 00:25:52,633 Wow. Erm, we are here with Charles Ingram. 450 00:25:53,236 --> 00:25:56,925 Who, after first thinking it was Megatron, 451 00:25:57,314 --> 00:26:00,925 erm, then played googol as his final answer. 452 00:26:01,557 --> 00:26:02,960 Even though he'd never heard of it. 453 00:26:10,311 --> 00:26:11,511 Charles? 454 00:26:15,663 --> 00:26:20,604 You've just won £1 million! 455 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,960 One million! 456 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:30,925 You are the most amazing player we have ever, ever had! 457 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,497 Diana? Come on down, my darling, come on. 458 00:26:33,597 --> 00:26:36,042 One million! 459 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:39,690 £1 million! 460 00:26:40,060 --> 00:26:43,060 - I can't believe it. - CHEERING 461 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,873 SHE SOBS 462 00:26:47,639 --> 00:26:50,964 The best player we have ever had! 463 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,605 What a man! 464 00:26:52,756 --> 00:26:55,168 Quite an amazing man. 465 00:26:55,223 --> 00:26:58,925 I have no idea how you did it. 466 00:26:59,111 --> 00:27:01,925 - I don't know. - Unbelievable! Unbelievable! 467 00:27:02,347 --> 00:27:04,891 Unbelievable, Diana, my darling, come here. 468 00:27:05,219 --> 00:27:07,925 Ladies and gentlemen, Charles Ingram. 469 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:12,320 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 470 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,773 ♪ Right from her doorway we roam... ♪ 471 00:27:17,809 --> 00:27:18,934 THEY LAUGH 472 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:22,935 ♪ Eats and then It's a pleasure again ♪ 473 00:27:23,127 --> 00:27:24,522 ♪ Walkin' my baby... ♪ 474 00:27:24,558 --> 00:27:28,844 "Charles Ingram. One million." 475 00:27:29,709 --> 00:27:32,045 ♪ I don't mean maybe 476 00:27:32,081 --> 00:27:34,711 ♪ Walkin' my baby 477 00:27:35,460 --> 00:27:40,228 ♪ Back home. ♪ 478 00:27:40,983 --> 00:27:43,983 THEY LAUGH 479 00:27:45,941 --> 00:27:47,522 What? What am I listening for? 480 00:27:47,558 --> 00:27:49,012 Just wait. It, erm... 481 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:54,260 I don't know, I don't know, just... play VT. 482 00:27:56,025 --> 00:27:58,165 - Googol. - COUGHING 483 00:27:58,572 --> 00:28:00,259 - Googol. - COUGHING 484 00:28:00,373 --> 00:28:02,040 That, there. Right there. 485 00:28:02,076 --> 00:28:04,041 - A cough. - So what? 486 00:28:04,077 --> 00:28:05,722 There's always coughing. 487 00:28:05,758 --> 00:28:07,740 I think... I don't definitely know, 488 00:28:07,776 --> 00:28:09,225 but I think there's, like, a pattern. 489 00:28:09,435 --> 00:28:10,983 Of what, coughing? From who? 490 00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:12,604 Look, there's gotta be something, Paul. 491 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,782 Watch last night's tape, he's useless. 492 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,788 And then, what, he comes back an utter genius? 493 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:18,206 Replay VT. 494 00:28:19,228 --> 00:28:20,865 - Googol. - COUGHING 495 00:28:21,751 --> 00:28:22,716 Turn it up. 496 00:28:22,801 --> 00:28:24,399 - Googol. - COUGHING 497 00:28:24,707 --> 00:28:25,953 Then he changes his answer. 498 00:28:25,989 --> 00:28:28,225 By process of elimination, I actually think it is a googol. 499 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:29,971 But I just don't know what a googol is. 500 00:28:35,391 --> 00:28:38,225 - PHONE RINGS - Hi, Paul? 501 00:28:38,260 --> 00:28:39,225 Um, hi, Ruth. 502 00:28:39,260 --> 00:28:41,942 Erm, we've had another millionaire. 503 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,225 Oh. OK, great! 504 00:28:44,260 --> 00:28:45,355 Except... 505 00:28:47,143 --> 00:28:49,989 I think that... Erm, we think something's not right. 506 00:28:50,025 --> 00:28:51,684 We think the guy may have cheated. 507 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:54,059 PHONE RINGS 508 00:28:55,656 --> 00:28:56,761 Hello? 509 00:28:56,962 --> 00:28:58,708 What the shitting hell? 510 00:28:58,811 --> 00:29:01,634 BABY GARBLES 511 00:29:24,019 --> 00:29:25,225 Cheeky bastards, who are they? 512 00:29:25,260 --> 00:29:26,225 Are they one of that group 513 00:29:26,260 --> 00:29:28,225 - you talked about getting on the show? - Morning. 514 00:29:28,260 --> 00:29:30,206 We don't know, we just know he's a wrong'un. 515 00:29:30,715 --> 00:29:31,658 Are you OK? 516 00:29:32,260 --> 00:29:34,260 No, I'm not OK, of course, I'm not OK. 517 00:29:35,300 --> 00:29:37,225 Sorry, sorry, it's murder on the old... 518 00:29:37,260 --> 00:29:39,676 - This is Lionel, from legal. - Coffee? How do you take it? 519 00:29:39,712 --> 00:29:41,225 Oh, just, erm, massive. 520 00:29:41,465 --> 00:29:44,225 Look, before anything else, 521 00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,830 the most urgent thing is whether to air tomorrow's episode, 522 00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:49,920 because if we don't, then ten million people 523 00:29:49,956 --> 00:29:51,225 are gonna need something else to watch. 524 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,225 I have a tape on its way, you can see for yourself. 525 00:29:53,260 --> 00:29:55,028 - Well, what about the police? - The police? 526 00:29:55,064 --> 00:29:57,029 - Yeah. - Is...? Is this a police...? 527 00:29:57,260 --> 00:30:01,034 - Well, it's not... not. - It's theft. It's £1 million. 528 00:30:01,103 --> 00:30:04,225 If this was a bank vault or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens 529 00:30:04,260 --> 00:30:06,025 there'd be helicopters by now, roadblocks. 530 00:30:06,061 --> 00:30:09,026 Come in... Ah, right, see for yourself. 531 00:30:09,119 --> 00:30:12,225 All I'm saying is, is it a crime to cheat on a game show? 532 00:30:12,679 --> 00:30:16,050 - Well, it's... It's... Well... - Stop saying "well", Lionel. 533 00:30:16,111 --> 00:30:18,210 I'm from legal. It's my job to say "well". 534 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,260 SHE SNEEZES 535 00:30:23,142 --> 00:30:24,162 See for yourselves. 536 00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:25,657 Do you know what? 537 00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:27,322 I think I am going to go for it. I'm gonna go for A1. 538 00:30:29,683 --> 00:30:31,451 - Final answer? - No. 539 00:30:31,743 --> 00:30:33,743 LAUGHTER 540 00:30:34,698 --> 00:30:37,856 No. Erm... A1. 541 00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:41,287 Craig... David. 542 00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:43,731 COUGHING 543 00:30:44,443 --> 00:30:47,225 Oh, Jesus, Je-sus. 544 00:30:47,260 --> 00:30:48,403 It's so obvious. 545 00:30:48,606 --> 00:30:51,777 And don't forget that his wife has already been on the show. 546 00:30:51,882 --> 00:30:53,225 She knows the ins and outs. 547 00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:55,225 I normally guess wrong 80% of the time... 548 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:57,967 Watch now. He changes his answer. 549 00:30:58,003 --> 00:30:59,624 I think I'm going to go with Craig David. 550 00:31:00,853 --> 00:31:04,138 - OK, I say we don't air. - Agreed. 551 00:31:04,174 --> 00:31:06,139 We can edit forward to the next contestant in the chair. 552 00:31:06,175 --> 00:31:07,905 Would you fast forward, please? 553 00:31:09,939 --> 00:31:11,587 Can we do that, is it that simple? 554 00:31:14,487 --> 00:31:16,370 Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor. 555 00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:18,225 Well, if no-one has won, 556 00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:20,860 - where did the glitter just come from? - No-one will notice. 557 00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:21,896 Or care. 558 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:24,796 This is Tecwen Whittock, from Whitchurch, Cardiff. 559 00:31:25,025 --> 00:31:27,547 Can you stretch out his turn, make him longer? 560 00:31:27,907 --> 00:31:29,225 It'll be a struggle. 561 00:31:29,482 --> 00:31:32,260 He was erm, nothing special, you know. 562 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,850 KNOCK ON DOOR 563 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:36,970 - Did you order something? - No. 564 00:31:42,830 --> 00:31:44,779 - Oh. - Hello, hello, David Briggs. 565 00:31:44,815 --> 00:31:47,065 - Ah, yes, hello, hello. - Hello, this is Ruth Settle. 566 00:31:47,101 --> 00:31:49,065 - Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning. - Oh, hello. 567 00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:51,009 - Oh, hi. - Sleep OK? 568 00:31:51,045 --> 00:31:53,530 If at all, you must be... 569 00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,225 - Erm... Oh, what's this about? - Oh, it's only to, erm... 570 00:31:57,155 --> 00:31:58,912 It's just to work out the next few days. 571 00:31:58,948 --> 00:32:00,224 The angle, the coverage. 572 00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:01,225 So your press conference, 573 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:04,604 we thought, because of question 12 for 125,000, 574 00:32:04,940 --> 00:32:07,579 The Ambassadors is a painting by which artist? 575 00:32:10,831 --> 00:32:13,807 - The... What, the Holbein? - The Holbein. Well done, correct! 576 00:32:14,362 --> 00:32:17,564 We are thinking of hosting it there, in front of the painting. 577 00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,141 Ah, right. 578 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:21,739 But you... 579 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,821 You did keep changing your mind a lot, didn't you? 580 00:32:24,857 --> 00:32:27,585 Well, actually, that was to explain my thinking to the audience, 581 00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:29,780 so I wasn't just, you know, sat there like a muppet. 582 00:32:31,118 --> 00:32:33,597 It's, erm, probably just that, don't you think? 583 00:32:34,882 --> 00:32:36,102 What's "probably" what? 584 00:32:37,260 --> 00:32:41,065 Actually, erm, Diana mentions all these tips in her book 585 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,877 that she's writing with her brother about the show. 586 00:32:43,913 --> 00:32:46,289 What? It'll help publicise it, won't it? Being a winner. 587 00:32:46,325 --> 00:32:49,065 - You're writing a book? - Oh, just a little stocking filler. 588 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:51,225 With hints and things about how to get onto the show, 589 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,225 how to play, just a few things that we've picked up 590 00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:55,357 from this community of fans, that's all. 591 00:32:55,536 --> 00:32:58,225 Gosh, that... That sound really helpful. 592 00:32:58,260 --> 00:33:00,745 - I wouldn't mention that to the press yet. - No. 593 00:33:00,780 --> 00:33:02,907 We'll... We'll have an embargo until the show airs. 594 00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:04,942 We have to handle everything... delicately. 595 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:09,898 - Guilty as sin. - There you go. 596 00:33:09,934 --> 00:33:11,134 THEY GRUMBLE 597 00:33:11,170 --> 00:33:14,495 Bollocks. Look, they are quiz obsessive, they're... 598 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:17,225 They are fans of the show, so they're a bit much, 599 00:33:17,260 --> 00:33:18,225 but apart from that. 600 00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:20,835 Watch the tape. Play her the tape. 601 00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:26,600 Oh, and she's, erm, writing a book, the wife, 602 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,810 - like, erm, an expose of the show. - She what?! 603 00:33:29,846 --> 00:33:30,847 Oh, my God... 604 00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,951 It's just a tiny, little stocking filler. 605 00:33:32,987 --> 00:33:35,672 Look, I just come off the phone from some of our guys at the studio 606 00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:38,224 who are investigating all possible, you know, and... 607 00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,553 And they have gone into the car park with some sort of radio receiver 608 00:33:41,589 --> 00:33:43,225 and they're saying it's possible 609 00:33:43,260 --> 00:33:46,475 to listen in to the show relay from outside? 610 00:33:46,511 --> 00:33:48,745 David, do we not scramble that signal? 611 00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:50,424 Why would we scramble the signal? 612 00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:53,478 - How do you scramble a signal? - What's this now? The relay? 613 00:33:53,822 --> 00:33:57,224 I'm just saying that hypothetically, someone, 614 00:33:57,260 --> 00:33:59,225 maybe someone from this... this... this group 615 00:33:59,260 --> 00:34:01,963 could listen in to the show from outside. 616 00:34:01,999 --> 00:34:05,224 - And how would that help them? - To hear the questions! 617 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:08,049 Look up the answers and communicate back in. 618 00:34:08,085 --> 00:34:10,224 - To who? The person in the chair?! - Maybe! I don't know! 619 00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:12,225 Or someone in the audience, with a mobile phone. 620 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:14,225 We don't allow mobile phones in the studio. 621 00:34:14,260 --> 00:34:16,260 - Yeah, but do we check? - Course we check. 622 00:34:18,260 --> 00:34:19,307 Do we check? 623 00:34:20,479 --> 00:34:22,905 No. Course we don't check, how would we check? 624 00:34:22,940 --> 00:34:24,425 You don't search the audience? 625 00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:27,225 Let's get it all out now, shall we? After the horse has bolted. 626 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:29,204 This is all just happening this morning. 627 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:32,137 Right, it's a game show! It's not Fort Knox! 628 00:34:32,173 --> 00:34:35,224 Whoa, wait, are we saying that it's not someone coughing, then? 629 00:34:35,260 --> 00:34:38,225 - It could be the coughing. - It's definitely the coughing. 630 00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,461 Either way, I'm calling the police. 631 00:34:40,497 --> 00:34:42,745 Who would you even call? Like, which, like, branch? 632 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,225 I'll text my person to look up for IP. 633 00:34:44,260 --> 00:34:45,888 Hold on, have they have even cashed the cheque yet? 634 00:34:45,924 --> 00:34:48,225 Wait, have...? Have we cancelled the cheque? 635 00:34:48,401 --> 00:34:49,763 I don't know. I mean... 636 00:34:50,454 --> 00:34:52,351 I mean, no, we haven't cancelled the cheque, 637 00:34:52,387 --> 00:34:55,225 - I've been at the... - Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque? 638 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,905 I'm just thinking, we might need to wait for them to cash the cheque 639 00:34:57,940 --> 00:34:59,905 - for it to be stealing. - No, no, no, if we do that, 640 00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:02,670 that would be entrapment, surely, by us? 641 00:35:02,706 --> 00:35:03,671 Yeah, but if they cash the cheque, 642 00:35:03,707 --> 00:35:05,026 do we have to sue them to get it back? 643 00:35:05,062 --> 00:35:07,107 - Am I cancelling the cheque, or aren't I?! - Well... 644 00:35:07,143 --> 00:35:11,357 - No, I just don't see it. - Don't you hear it?! The coughing. 645 00:35:11,393 --> 00:35:13,922 - Is that how loud it actually was? - Yes. 646 00:35:13,994 --> 00:35:16,959 Well... No, we've isolated them a bit, for you to hear... 647 00:35:17,260 --> 00:35:19,745 Listen, you can hear the coughs at the right answers. 648 00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:22,225 Yeah, and I can hear the coughs on the wrong answers! 649 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,225 Here. These are the people at Scotland Yard to call, 650 00:35:24,260 --> 00:35:27,225 it's something called the Celebrity Crimes Squad or something, 651 00:35:27,260 --> 00:35:29,279 - I don't know. - Really? Sounds like a shit detective show. 652 00:35:29,315 --> 00:35:31,812 - Yeah, sounds like something we'd make. - Wow. 653 00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:34,225 Wait, I'm confused, what are we saying to them? 654 00:35:34,260 --> 00:35:36,225 That this is... There's more people? 655 00:35:36,260 --> 00:35:38,225 That this is part of a bigger... conspiracy? 656 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:39,225 All I'm saying is we don't know 657 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,089 how many people were outside helping, 658 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:42,225 inside, helping him. 659 00:35:42,295 --> 00:35:45,083 Yeah, but you can't pack the place out with people that you know. 660 00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:46,609 You only get the one ticket. 661 00:35:47,972 --> 00:35:48,972 Actually... 662 00:35:51,486 --> 00:35:53,225 Actually, on the first night, 663 00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:54,527 the Ingram's did have someone else there. 664 00:35:56,894 --> 00:35:58,153 Diana's brother. 665 00:35:59,260 --> 00:36:01,225 The brother... was there...? 666 00:36:01,261 --> 00:36:03,462 - Yeah. - God dammit! 667 00:36:05,642 --> 00:36:06,642 I'm calling the police. 668 00:36:09,260 --> 00:36:10,225 What a man! 669 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:13,265 A major disaster is occurring in New York City this afternoon.' 670 00:36:13,300 --> 00:36:14,583 Wait a sec... 671 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,485 what is that? 672 00:36:17,521 --> 00:36:19,065 World Trade Centre is on fire. 673 00:36:19,100 --> 00:36:22,764 Early indications are that a Boeing 747 out of Boston 674 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:27,765 collided with the tower at 1:46 PM this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET. 675 00:36:27,801 --> 00:36:30,583 - Is that live? - It must be.. 676 00:36:30,619 --> 00:36:33,225 Eye witness reports are coming in that the plane banked sharply 677 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:37,065 and made a direct hit at around the 80th floor of the building. 678 00:36:37,100 --> 00:36:39,667 - More as we have it. - Thank you, Nicholas. 679 00:36:39,703 --> 00:36:42,668 As you can imagine, there is chaos in the streets of downtown New York. 680 00:36:42,704 --> 00:36:45,805 All major buildings are being evacuated in the area 681 00:36:45,841 --> 00:36:47,966 surrounding the World Trade Centre. 682 00:36:48,002 --> 00:36:51,967 There's been a second collision, possibly another plane goes... 683 00:36:52,854 --> 00:36:55,273 Are you OK? Just awful. 684 00:36:57,475 --> 00:37:00,486 Yeah. Puts it all in perspective, doesn't it? 685 00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:04,573 I haven't even told the chaps about our win yet, all seems a bit... 686 00:37:04,842 --> 00:37:07,225 Actually there was a message for you from Celador 687 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:09,016 when I got back from school. I don't know if you... 688 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:10,027 Right. 689 00:37:10,549 --> 00:37:12,589 OK, well, life goes on, eh? 690 00:37:13,655 --> 00:37:14,887 Yeah. 691 00:37:16,260 --> 00:37:18,225 - I love you. - I love you. 692 00:37:18,518 --> 00:37:19,749 Give me that number. 693 00:37:22,260 --> 00:37:24,872 Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson from the Special Inquiry Unit, 694 00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:27,873 this is my colleague, Detective Constable Amir Cave. 695 00:37:28,260 --> 00:37:29,225 You rang. 696 00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:32,065 Well, I don't think any of us expected you to come today, 697 00:37:32,100 --> 00:37:33,880 - given the, erm... - Yeah. 698 00:37:34,599 --> 00:37:36,736 Terrible thing. But... 699 00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:38,373 crimes still need solving. 700 00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:41,614 So, we've been brought up to speed by Mr... 701 00:37:41,650 --> 00:37:43,956 - PHONE RINGS - Oh, excuse me. This'll be him. 702 00:37:50,485 --> 00:37:52,557 - Hello, Paul Smith? - Paul, hello. 703 00:37:52,593 --> 00:37:55,266 It's Charles Ingram here, I was just on your show. 704 00:37:55,345 --> 00:37:57,630 Charles, thank you for calling back. 705 00:37:57,885 --> 00:38:00,170 Erm, so I have to tell you... 706 00:38:00,206 --> 00:38:02,072 that we have suspicions 707 00:38:02,108 --> 00:38:04,730 from viewing the recording of Monday's programme 708 00:38:04,766 --> 00:38:07,393 and subsequently studying the tapes carefully, 709 00:38:07,784 --> 00:38:11,069 that there were irregularities during the taping of the show 710 00:38:11,105 --> 00:38:14,015 - in which you participated. - Oh, Good Lord, no. 711 00:38:15,260 --> 00:38:17,341 Because of that I have to tell you that these suspicions... 712 00:38:17,377 --> 00:38:20,377 - THEY MUTTER - ...have been referred to the police. 713 00:38:21,403 --> 00:38:22,354 Right. 714 00:38:22,390 --> 00:38:24,677 And thus we will not, for the moment, 715 00:38:24,896 --> 00:38:29,056 be airing the programme, or indeed authorising payment of the cheque. 716 00:38:30,260 --> 00:38:31,260 Right. 717 00:38:32,791 --> 00:38:35,415 Yeah. Well, I mean, you know... 718 00:38:36,939 --> 00:38:40,904 ...I completely refute that, obviously. 719 00:38:41,369 --> 00:38:42,432 All right. 720 00:38:43,606 --> 00:38:44,748 Good Lord. 721 00:38:48,314 --> 00:38:49,473 Well, goodbye. 722 00:38:50,295 --> 00:38:51,394 Goodbye. 723 00:39:01,757 --> 00:39:05,951 Police? You're an army major. I'm a teaching assistant. 724 00:39:06,218 --> 00:39:09,304 People like us don't deal with the police, this is Wiltshire. 725 00:39:09,340 --> 00:39:10,385 It's what he said. 726 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:15,425 I sort of... told our book publisher about your win 727 00:39:15,460 --> 00:39:17,425 and they've set up this photo and interview thing 728 00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:18,463 for this Sunday. 729 00:39:18,499 --> 00:39:20,425 I know the Millionaire people said not to, 730 00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:22,546 but the publishers said it was too good not to. 731 00:39:22,601 --> 00:39:24,769 - For the book... - Well, there won't be a book, will there, if...? 732 00:39:26,352 --> 00:39:29,137 I bet it wasn't the publishers who said that, I bet it was Adrian. 733 00:39:29,173 --> 00:39:31,828 I bet you've been speaking to him. Have you spoken to Adrian again? 734 00:39:31,864 --> 00:39:34,250 How? If he's on the run? On the run! 735 00:39:34,578 --> 00:39:37,326 As if that's a normal sentence for a normal person to say! 736 00:39:37,362 --> 00:39:39,785 I'm a commissioned officer in the British Army. There are standards. 737 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:41,320 - DOG WHINES - Come along, Buffy. 738 00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:44,425 Wait a minute, wait a minute. How do we know that it was Celador? 739 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:46,425 That it was Paul Smith you spoke to? 740 00:39:46,460 --> 00:39:48,425 It was, I returned his call, on the number they left you... 741 00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:50,723 Yes, I know, but how do we know it's not a hoax. 742 00:39:50,759 --> 00:39:52,885 Someone in the community, taking the mickey. 743 00:39:53,010 --> 00:39:55,680 What...? Maybe that's what they do to everyone, everyone who wins. 744 00:39:55,716 --> 00:39:57,681 It's not a mickey-take, Diana. 745 00:39:57,717 --> 00:39:59,878 Well, it's a bit over the top, isn't it? 746 00:40:02,355 --> 00:40:04,265 - Call it back again, that number. - No. I'm not gonna call it. 747 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,785 - I want to hear it. - No, I'm not gonna call it back. 748 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,521 - Then I'll do it. - Diana! 749 00:40:09,428 --> 00:40:12,528 Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram. 750 00:40:15,460 --> 00:40:18,425 - Hello. - Hi, erm, yes, we received a phone call 751 00:40:18,460 --> 00:40:21,425 from this number earlier and, well, it occurred to us 752 00:40:21,460 --> 00:40:23,854 that we didn't know whether it was real, or not. 753 00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:24,999 No, erm, no. 754 00:40:25,065 --> 00:40:27,425 No, I'm afraid it was real. 755 00:40:27,460 --> 00:40:29,465 This... This is Paul Smith. 756 00:40:29,894 --> 00:40:31,711 Yes, but how do we know? 757 00:40:32,194 --> 00:40:33,941 It could be a wind-up. Or the press. 758 00:40:34,175 --> 00:40:35,190 Erm... 759 00:40:35,630 --> 00:40:36,595 Well... 760 00:40:36,631 --> 00:40:37,969 Erm... O-OK. 761 00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:41,056 Erm, why don't you call back again 762 00:40:41,119 --> 00:40:43,425 and I won't answer this time, 763 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:47,425 it'll take you through to my extension answering machine message. 764 00:40:47,460 --> 00:40:51,425 And you'll hear that this is me, and... and this is Celador. 765 00:40:51,460 --> 00:40:54,311 And that... that this is no wind-up, Mrs Ingram. 766 00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,260 OK. 767 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:10,820 PHONE DIALS 768 00:41:12,824 --> 00:41:15,425 Hello, you've reached Paul Smith at Celador. 769 00:41:15,582 --> 00:41:19,425 Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can, thanks. 770 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:21,460 MESSAGE TONE BEEPS 771 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,425 HE CLEARS THROAT 772 00:41:29,669 --> 00:41:31,425 We're doing that press interview. 773 00:41:31,783 --> 00:41:34,460 You won that money. It's yours. So let's tell people. 774 00:41:42,526 --> 00:41:45,227 _ 775 00:41:49,657 --> 00:41:51,098 We'll need to make a statement. 776 00:41:51,649 --> 00:41:52,948 They're cheats! 777 00:41:53,342 --> 00:41:55,369 I just can't get my head round it. 778 00:41:55,980 --> 00:42:00,116 That terribly nice major, a criminal mastermind? Bollocks. 779 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:03,425 You really didn't notice anything? 780 00:42:03,460 --> 00:42:05,625 Well I-I suppose you've a lot going on. 781 00:42:05,660 --> 00:42:07,945 Yeah, but I'd hope that I'd have done this enough 782 00:42:07,980 --> 00:42:09,845 to notice if someone is trying to steal a million quid 783 00:42:09,881 --> 00:42:11,607 two feet in front of me, Paul. 784 00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:15,205 You all right? 785 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:17,239 You look ragged. 786 00:42:19,981 --> 00:42:21,532 I feel upset, actually. 787 00:42:23,288 --> 00:42:27,074 This... Well, this is our thing, it's our baby. 788 00:42:27,460 --> 00:42:30,497 No-one will dare try anything like this again 789 00:42:30,533 --> 00:42:32,463 after all this, don't you worry. 790 00:42:33,643 --> 00:42:35,460 Who the hell was coughing? 791 00:42:36,352 --> 00:42:38,425 So what I'm gonna show you is what we've edited together 792 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,660 of the show so far from the different angles. 793 00:42:42,460 --> 00:42:43,555 Play VT. 794 00:42:44,141 --> 00:42:46,057 - Googol. - COUGHING 795 00:42:46,271 --> 00:42:47,387 That cough there, then. 796 00:42:47,832 --> 00:42:49,338 Can you ascertain where it came from? 797 00:42:49,690 --> 00:42:50,912 Not the individual, no, 798 00:42:50,948 --> 00:42:52,425 we don't mic up every audience member. 799 00:42:52,460 --> 00:42:54,155 But we've got different mic tracks 800 00:42:54,191 --> 00:42:56,156 covering different areas of the studio. 801 00:42:56,362 --> 00:42:57,780 Now that particular cough. 802 00:42:57,816 --> 00:43:00,639 That came from the Fastest Finger mic, stage right. 803 00:43:01,991 --> 00:43:02,955 Play tape C. 804 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,994 One of these five, sat here. 805 00:43:29,879 --> 00:43:31,644 I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson. 806 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,425 Here's a warrant to enter your property. 807 00:43:33,460 --> 00:43:35,832 I should tell you, we're placing you both under arrest 808 00:43:35,868 --> 00:43:37,425 on suspicion of procuring the execution 809 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:39,425 of a valuable security by deception. 810 00:43:39,772 --> 00:43:40,945 You do not have to say anything... 811 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:45,425 What you've been told so far in the case for the prosecution... 812 00:43:45,670 --> 00:43:49,312 seems to make total sense, doesn't it? 813 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:54,425 A man, who didn't particularly like quizzes, arrived on the show, 814 00:43:54,545 --> 00:43:57,491 behaved strangely and won a million. 815 00:43:57,820 --> 00:44:02,425 So something must be wrong. He must have cheated. Right? 816 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:05,425 - Your Fastest Finger First machine? - You're not serious. 817 00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,425 Uh, it's in the garage. 818 00:44:06,832 --> 00:44:09,548 We'll also be wanting a draft copy of your book, Mrs Ingram. 819 00:44:09,584 --> 00:44:11,854 My book? I-I-I... It... It's not finished. 820 00:44:11,890 --> 00:44:14,037 I haven't even spell-checked it yet. 821 00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:15,425 And what about our children? 822 00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:17,042 A specially-trained officer can stay with them, 823 00:44:17,078 --> 00:44:18,728 - while you both are... - No. No. 824 00:44:18,990 --> 00:44:20,769 You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram. 825 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:25,240 But what if I were to tell you that it's all utter nonsense? 826 00:44:26,300 --> 00:44:27,425 That the three defendants 827 00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:30,029 who allegedly concocted this elaborate conspiracy 828 00:44:30,065 --> 00:44:32,218 had never even met? 829 00:44:32,460 --> 00:44:35,965 Something that the prosecution does not dispute. 830 00:44:36,343 --> 00:44:37,916 That the so-called significant coughs 831 00:44:37,952 --> 00:44:43,936 are only 19 out of a 192 recorded throughout the night? 832 00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:48,945 Sometimes on the right answers, sometimes on the wrong answers. 833 00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:51,858 And that there is no way of knowing that any of them 834 00:44:51,894 --> 00:44:53,913 even came from Mr Whittock? 835 00:44:54,554 --> 00:44:56,165 Could it simply be 836 00:44:56,460 --> 00:45:00,155 that everyone on the show was waiting for an attack? 837 00:45:01,460 --> 00:45:03,434 For something strange to happen? 838 00:45:04,300 --> 00:45:06,034 And in walks Charles Ingram. 839 00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:10,425 A, yes, eccentric, but actually quite intelligent army major... 840 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:12,649 and his fate was set. 841 00:45:13,555 --> 00:45:16,425 I put it to you, that this is, in fact, 842 00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:19,192 a series of horrible coincidences. 843 00:45:19,460 --> 00:45:22,199 And that Major Charles Ingram is completely innocent. 844 00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:27,359 Your Honour, here is the case for the defence. 845 00:45:27,563 --> 00:45:28,891 HE COUGHS 846 00:45:31,359 --> 00:45:35,359